Torsten Sträter It's never too late to be late.

Hello! It's me. The Sträter. 

You know. Ruhr area. Cap. Time often times a little tightly with it.

I habʼ the program ready! 
As usual completely self crocheted. 

This time gehtʼs but really about everything: the power of relaxation, education, sex, bratwurst, the healing power of music and the father of thought. His name is Günter. And it goes around the time! What it does, how it works, what it smells like and whether you can exchange it. In that way. 
That's what my Oppa always said: "In a way like that. 

Especially when he wanted to explain something to me - for example the structure of a fairy tale. To make it more vivid, he then chose additional motifs from the Second World War, but quickly realized that it was completely devoid of meaning, and broke off disinterestedly. "Whites, Rapunzel, tracked vehicle, hair ... in such a way." 

Then let's hope that I get all this accommodated in just two hours. 

Come on, let's do it officially again: 

FROM THE MAKER OF "SELF-CONTROL TO HAND OVER FOR THE SAKE OF CIRCUMSTANCES", SO ME, NOW COMES THE PROGRAM: "IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BE UNPUNCTUAL". LINGUISTICALLY EVEN BETTER NOW! 

It's an evening in sonorous German, a big bag of punch lines humming down casually - in addition, in between, above: Stories you don't know from YouTube or TV. Crispy material, steaming fresh, among other things a story I wrote in L.A.. It's about wallpapering, but you can present it well with: "I wrote the next story in Los Angeles, (shrug your shoulders) You know ... Sunset Boulevard ..." 

Also included again: Three minutes of the finest political cabaret. 
Maybe there's even a sequel to "Struppi". 
Well, the animal is dead. 
Nevertheless. 

As René Descartes already said: "One should only turn to those objects for whose clear and undoubted knowledge our spirit seems to be giving". 

I have no idea what that means. 
But I am looking forward to you! 
And I am punctual, too. Really now. 
Better, I'll drive off. 

Your Torsten Sträter

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May 2019

GLOBE WIEN

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The GLOBE WIEN is a unique event space in its form in Austria in the Marx Halle. The GLOBE WIEN is based on Shakespeare's historic Globe Theatre (opened in London in 1599) and offers a contemporary room in the style of the famous Elizabethan entertainment centre.

 

With a special stage and room concept (designed by ART for ART) the GLOBE WIEN was erected in the Marx Halle. In keeping with the historic London model, a space has been created that offers viewers a special closeness to the stage events. On different levels there are rows of seats or boxes for up to 1400 visitors, depending on their use.
The seats on the ground floor are barrier-free.

 

GLOBE WIEN was conceived in 2014 under the direction of Michael Niavarani & Georg Hoanzl and opened in the Marx Halle. It is a unique theatre space in Austria.

GLOBE WIEN is operated entirely without public subsidies by Niavarani & Hoanzl GmbH.

 

The programme focuses on humorous content: the Shakespeare material "Richard III" and "Romeo & Julia", newly interpreted by Michael Niavarani, the comedy "RESET - Alles auf Anfang"), numerous cabaret, comedy and music events have already provided good entertainment and great public interest.

 

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